The facilities the England squad will be using for Euro 2012 in Poland are currently something of a shambles. Fearless journo Nick Parker gets his Big Book Of Bad Words out to describe the complex in Krakow as ‘ramshackle’, inbound USA insurance ‘strewn with rubbish’, ‘tumbledown’ and ‘barely fit for a pub team’.Euro 2012 starts on June 8. We’ll wager that there won’t be rubble all over the floor of the showers come next summer. ‘THIS is the dump that will greet Fabio Capello when he arrives in South Africa today to visit his World Cup training camp.

“The BBC’s Matt Slater will have every right to be laughing his c*ck off this morning.
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